Dating Advice from your Local Scorpio
grimsister-deactivated20181204 asked: Try not to think about Hawke doing farm work, shirtless, his shoulders covered in freckles and he's sweating from the hard work as he's planting the fields. (You just failed, didn't you? It's cool. So did Fenris)
Loki x Svaðilfari
Loki: I am not sleeping with you. Last time it resulted in me pushing an eight-legged foal out of my hoo-ha.
Svadilfari: I never said you have to be female ;)
Loki: Well, in that case—
BONUS: A slightly traumatized teen Sleipnir
sleepingin the next room.__________________________
Click here for more of my Loki x Svadilfari AU.
In my AU, Svad is a horse shapeshifter, although he spends most time in his Asgardian form rather than his horse form. Their son Sleipnir lives with his father (Svad) in Asgard, and Loki visits them occasionally. Sleipnir is also a horse shapeshifter but prefers to remain in his horse form. Loki and Svadilfari were never in a “relationship”, but they are civil with each other and still hook up from time to time. This is one of those times. (RIP Sleipnir’s ears.)
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I’m stunned that there aren’t more Loki x Svaðilfari posts on Tumblr. Guys THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS CANON IN NORSE MYTHOLOGY!
If you’re interested in more Loki x Svadilfari AUs, please check out @lethal-desires, @yourthirdstrike, @incredifishface, and the lovely art of @horsesandbells on IG.
- Charles: I just want to hear those three little words.
- Erik: I love you.
- Charles: That's sweet my dear, but try again.
- Erik: ...
- Erik: I will behave.
- Charles: There we go.
Charles: I do love the rain so much, it reminds me my first kiss with Erik.
Raven: Aw, your first kiss was in the rain…
Charles: No, it was in the shower.
ballyhoobarnes-deactivated20210:
please don’t leak or share his nudes. he’s still a person at the end of the day; celebrity or not he deserves privacy and respect.















